101.
Dude wants a chick but she's, like, I don't know, busy or something. Or she's got a guy. Whatever. There's lasers. #OneTweetBookProposals
— Justin Kownacki (@JustinKownacki) August 4, 2013
102.
A quirky professor finds a secret code on the back of a map to Dan Brown's house. #OneTweetBookProposals
— Ike Pigott (@ikepigott) August 4, 2013
103.
God wants you to be rich. #OneTweetBookProposals
— Rebecca Raphael (@Rebecca_Raphael) August 4, 2013
104.
I complain about the media. I complain about DC. I complain about the loss of humanity, and books. #OneTweetBookProposals
— Ike Pigott (@ikepigott) August 4, 2013
105.
Humanities professors hate America. #OneTweetBookProposals
— William Pannapacker (@pannapacker) August 4, 2013
106.
#MyHistoricalJesus is the true one that the best minds have failed to see in the same books we've had all this time. #OneTweetBookProposals
— Rebecca Raphael (@Rebecca_Raphael) August 4, 2013
107.
@pannapacker Jesus was a Jew. #OneTweetBookProposals
— Nyasha Junior (@NyashaJunior) August 4, 2013
108.
Twitter Nation. #OneTweetBookProposals
— Michael McGough (@MichaelMcGough3) August 4, 2013
109.
NSA Babies. #OneTweetBookProposals
— Michael McGough (@MichaelMcGough3) August 4, 2013
110.
Profile of an athlete who overcame humble beginnings and life-threatening illness to perservere, and so can you. #OneTweetBookProposals
— Ike Pigott (@ikepigott) August 4, 2013
111.
A panacea for parenting that'll get me on GMA and pad my bank account before everyone realizes it's hooey. #OneTweetBookProposals
— drew loewe (@drewloewe) August 4, 2013
112.
@ikepigott I did something for 30 days. #OneTweetBookProposals
— Nyasha Junior (@NyashaJunior) August 4, 2013
113.
Fix the Israeli-Palestinian conflict with this one weird old tip. #OneTweetBookProposals
— drew loewe (@drewloewe) August 4, 2013
114.
It Actually IS Funny When You Say It. #OneTweetBookProposals
— Browne (@drbrowne) August 4, 2013
115.
@lesliekav Hip-hop is to blame. #OneTweetBookProposals
— Nyasha Junior (@NyashaJunior) August 4, 2013
116.
Gamify something that is totally not a game and will only suck a million times worse. #OneTweetBookProposals
— drew loewe (@drewloewe) August 4, 2013
117.
The first half is about being. The second half is about time. #OneTweetBookProposals
— Jan Mieszkowski (@janmpdx) August 4, 2013
118.
Un coup de dés jamais n'abolira le hasard. #OneTweetBookProposals
— Jonathan Goodwin (@joncgoodwin) August 4, 2013
119.
@pannapacker “Humanities professors hate America”: America Hates Humanities Professors? #OneTweetBookProposals
— Tim McCormick (@tmccormick) August 4, 2013
120.
Discovering Black Twitter #OneTweetBookProposals
— Nyasha Junior (@NyashaJunior) August 4, 2013
121.
Investigation by athletes reveals US Congress has secretly been doping with performance-limiting drugs for years. #OneTweetBookProposals
— davemammen (@davemammen) August 4, 2013
122.
@janmpdx Flowers and evil, always together. #OneTweetBookProposals
— Estragon (@andresgvc88) August 4, 2013
123.
.@pannapacker “I Love Humanities, It’s Humanities Professors I Can’t Stand.” #OneTweetBookProposals #humanities #peanuts #peanutgallery
— Tim McCormick (@tmccormick) August 4, 2013
124.
Everything is horrible, and it's only going to get worse. #OneTweetBookProposals
— William Pannapacker (@pannapacker) August 4, 2013
125.
After the Internet. #OneTweetBookProposals
— Michael McGough (@MichaelMcGough3) August 4, 2013
126.
They Used To Pay People For That #OneTweetBookProposals
— Sarah Kendzior (@sarahkendzior) August 4, 2013
127.
Please Hire Me And/Or Promote Me. #OneTweetBookProposals
— Emily K. Cody (@EmilyKCody) August 4, 2013
128.
How To Get People To Pay You $32 For A Book #OneTweetBookProposals
— Luke (@tealuke) August 4, 2013
129.
Back in My Day: Memoirs of a Geezer #OneTweetBookProposals
— Nyasha Junior (@NyashaJunior) August 4, 2013
130.
200,000 words on a guy–call him Ishmael–who goes whaling. Everyone drowns. Except him. Thanks to a floating coffin. #onetweetbookproposals
— Jan Mieszkowski (@janmpdx) August 4, 2013
131.
.@janmpdx Youth undone by perverse romanticism, clumsy romanticism, letter mishap, and Bourbonic contempt. 2 Colors. #OneTweetBookProposals
— LitAndreas (@LitAndreas) August 4, 2013
132.
Through a critical analysis of political economy I'll reveal the economic laws of the capitalist mode of production. #onetweetbookproposals
— Jan Mieszkowski (@janmpdx) August 4, 2013
133.
Pithy sentences about how great I am but so are you because we are one, as Americans. Lists of stuff. And grass. #OneTweetBookProposals
— William Pannapacker (@pannapacker) August 4, 2013
134.
Teenage romance with vampires and/or werewolves or something, doesn't really matter. 8 part series. #OneTweetBookProposals
— Gregg Grose (@GreggGrose) August 4, 2013
135.
The full education of women is essential to society, and men have not recognized the rights which I will vindicate. #OneTweetBookProposals
— LitAndreas (@LitAndreas) August 4, 2013
136.
@pannapacker The phrase "discursive practice" is probably in there, too. #OneTweetBookProposals
— Emily K. Cody (@EmilyKCody) August 4, 2013
137.
One year living in a cabin, on the cheap, near a pond. Deep thoughts. #OneTweetBookProposals
— William Pannapacker (@pannapacker) August 4, 2013
138.
@pannapacker #OneTweetBookProposals? One tweet won't even fit the post-colon title of an academic book.
— Eileen (@eileen_mai) August 4, 2013
139.
http://twitter.com/RyanPendell/statuses/363868383776747520
140.
Trust funder quits corporate job to start whimsical artisanal bakery. Works less, earns more; and so can you. #OneTweetBookProposals
— Gregg Grose (@GreggGrose) August 4, 2013
141.
Here's a declaration of rights I'd like you revolutionary men to read. Equal rights for all citizens. Pen name only. #OneTweetBookProposals
— LitAndreas (@LitAndreas) August 4, 2013
142.
The Odyssey, but about a middle-aged ad salesman walking around Dublin. #onetweetbookproposals
— Frank Q. Person (@frankqperson) August 4, 2013
143.
@janmpdx Another one: a guy who will explain Entzauberung der Welt! Great idea (?) #onetweetbookproposals
— Estragon (@andresgvc88) August 4, 2013
144.
Left the grid for a year. Here's my memoir. Or, what I could recall since I couldn't use Evernote. #OneTweetBookProposals
— Ike Pigott (@ikepigott) August 4, 2013
145.
celestial bet, demonic conditional, tragic erring, classical erring, erring as building, Eternal Feminine, the end. #OneTweetBookProposals
— LitAndreas (@LitAndreas) August 4, 2013
146.
Claim something hugely wrong about a topic people can't leave alone. Like the end of history. Or something. #OneTweetBookProposals
— Rebecca Raphael (@Rebecca_Raphael) August 4, 2013
147.
I got spanked by my cousin and I liked it, and other personal tales to help found the truly enlightened study of man. #OneTweetBookProposals
— LitAndreas (@LitAndreas) August 4, 2013
148.
Edutech prophecies that nobody will call me on in 18 months when my new book comes out. #OneTweetBookProposals
— drew loewe (@drewloewe) August 3, 2013
149.
It's like Genesis, but with Satan as a charismatic, tragic figure. In blank verse. #onetweetbookproposals
— Jan Mieszkowski (@janmpdx) August 4, 2013
150.
There's a kid with a scar who lives under a staircase and learns he's a wizard. Pretty stupid, I know–it needs work. #onetweetbookproposals
— Jan Mieszkowski (@janmpdx) August 4, 2013
151.
Tips for women who want men who like women who like them. And recipes! #OneTweetBookProposals
— Diane Crosby (@allyincomefree) August 4, 2013
152.
Why Tim Gunn can make it work and you can't. Failure is the new black. #OneTweetBookProposals
— Diane Crosby (@allyincomefree) August 4, 2013
153.
Gypsy writes a prophetic book in Sanskrit while staying with a Colombian family rife w/ incest then town blows up. #OneTweetBookProposals
— Cristobal Conway (@cristobalconway) August 4, 2013
154.
God has a son. Hilarity ensues. #onetweetbookproposals
— Mlle. Dolorology (@nymphetress) August 4, 2013
155.
What happened to going to bed early, twitter? Oh, just some crazy #TURF b.s. and then fun with #OneTweetBookProposals inspired by @janmpdx
— LitAndreas (@LitAndreas) August 4, 2013
156.
Humanities professors hate America. #OneTweetBookProposals
— William Pannapacker (@pannapacker) August 4, 2013
157.
Youg guy falls in love with attractive person, has sex, comes of age or is awakened, or something. Old timey setting #OneTweetBookProposals
— Diane Crosby (@allyincomefree) August 4, 2013
158.
They Used To Pay People For That #OneTweetBookProposals
— Sarah Kendzior (@sarahkendzior) August 4, 2013
159.
It's like Genesis, but with Satan as a charismatic, tragic figure. In blank verse. #onetweetbookproposals
— Jan Mieszkowski (@janmpdx) August 4, 2013
160.
Bell Jar Head–a collection of war poetry that surprisingly implies combat is hell. #OneTweetBookProposals
— Diane Crosby (@allyincomefree) August 4, 2013
161.
We'll teach people how to use things like Excel or EBay, but we'll call them Dummies. #OneTweetBookProposals
— Mike Jewsbury (@MVMNT_Mike) August 4, 2013
162.
A young captain hides his doppelgänger in his cabin, and in so doing alienates himself from his crew. #onetweetbookproposals
— Anna (@anjvs) August 4, 2013
163.
This is more complicated than it seems & everyone who has written about it has been wrong. Now I'm here to explain. #OneTweetBookProposals
— Cristobal Conway (@cristobalconway) August 4, 2013
164.
Twilight of the Mesquite: new directions in open flame cooking that breaks faith with old traditions #OneTweetBookProposals
— Diane Crosby (@allyincomefree) August 4, 2013
165.
@janmpdx boy goes on adolescent trip of self discovery through minor existential crisis #onetweetbookproposals
— Gotham_Knowledge (@GothamKnowledge) August 4, 2013
166.
A caped man with infinite abilities solves problems one at a time through violence. #onetweetbookproposals
— Anna (@anjvs) August 4, 2013
167.
A collection of random essays nominally about something that literary critics believe will impact all disciplines. #OneTweetBookProposals
— Cristobal Conway (@cristobalconway) August 4, 2013
168.
Story competition to win a free meal among pilgrims on the way to Canterbury. Each plays with a 14thC popular genre. #onetweetbookproposals
— Alexander Smith (@Smithwits) August 4, 2013
169.
@janmpdx a teenager commits heinous acts of violence, is rehabilitated, only to have society turn back on him #onetweetbookproposals
— Gotham_Knowledge (@GothamKnowledge) August 4, 2013
170.
Something something vampire, something something werewolf, something something creepy sex. #onetweetbookproposals
— Anna (@anjvs) August 4, 2013
171.
@janmpdx we have these bears, one wears a house dress, they teach morality stories . #onetweetbookproposals
— Gotham_Knowledge (@GothamKnowledge) August 4, 2013
172.
A historical fiction about erections and rockets. #onetweetbookproposals
— Frank Q. Person (@frankqperson) August 4, 2013
173.
Boy loves girl. Girl loves boy. Would be in-laws despise each other. Ends in double suicide. #onetweetbookproposals
— Melissa Dorwani (@mDorwani) August 4, 2013
174.
@Rebecca_Raphael Or, conversely…Claim something hugely wrong about a topic no one cares about anymore. #OneTweetBookProposals
— Cristobal Conway (@cristobalconway) August 4, 2013
175.
@janmpdx emo kids want to be w/ each other despite family feuds. like Hatfields & McCoys, but set in old Verona . #onetweetbookproposals
— Gotham_Knowledge (@GothamKnowledge) August 4, 2013
176.
Don't panic, but it's about Life, the Universe and Everything. Also, dolphins are the smarter species. Crazy, I know. #OneTweetBookProposals
— Mike Jewsbury (@MVMNT_Mike) August 4, 2013
177.
Ok, bombshell: God is dead. @TinyNietzsche make it happen, baby. #onetweetbookproposals
— Mlle. Dolorology (@nymphetress) August 4, 2013
178.
2 volumes on either grammar or the dual imperatives of aesthetics and ethics on how we should live. Publisher's pick #onetweetbookproposals
— Alexander Smith (@Smithwits) August 4, 2013
179.
Completely original & groundbreaking but irrelevant to peers busy writing completely original & groundbreaking books #OneTweetBookProposals
— Cristobal Conway (@cristobalconway) August 4, 2013
180.
Every. Word. Ever. #OneTweetBookProposals
— Mike Jewsbury (@MVMNT_Mike) August 4, 2013
181.
Enjoying this hash tag: #OneTweetBookProposals
— Laura D'Olimpio (@Lauradol4) August 4, 2013
182.
They Used To Pay People For That #OneTweetBookProposals
— Sarah Kendzior (@sarahkendzior) August 4, 2013
183.
One year living in a cabin, on the cheap, near a pond. Deep thoughts. #OneTweetBookProposals
— William Pannapacker (@pannapacker) August 4, 2013
184.
I detail my prediction that the world will *not* end soon. Events will vindicate me. #OneTweetBookProposals
— Rebecca Raphael (@Rebecca_Raphael) August 4, 2013
185.
A Hedge Fund Bildungsroman #OneTweetBookProposals
— drew loewe (@drewloewe) August 4, 2013
186.
Alphabet book where every letter is represented by an animal. Rare birds and extinct fish are Q and X, respectively #onetweetbookproposals
— Anna (@anjvs) August 4, 2013
187.
Like Tuesdays With Morrie, but Morrie is a vampire. Also, he wears a lot of Spandex. #OneTweetBookProposals
— drew loewe (@drewloewe) August 4, 2013
188.
How to effectively allocate communal underage resources in maximum productivity of wooden barrier painting. #OneTweetBookProposals
— Mike Jewsbury (@MVMNT_Mike) August 4, 2013
189.
I'm rich. So can you. #OneTweetBookProposals
— Prof Darkness (@profdarkness) August 4, 2013
190.
Spiritual death under totalitarianism of the last Human in UK. Twist: a respected colleague becomes the tormentor. #OneTweetBookProposals
— Alexander Smith (@Smithwits) August 4, 2013
191.
Did something really stupid. Then I write about my accidental survival as an allegory for faith. #OneTweetBookProposals
— Prof Darkness (@profdarkness) August 4, 2013
192.
Tale of one man's sexless marriage. His guilt about fucking around. The triumph of fucking his own son's wife. #OneTweetBookProposals
— Prof Darkness (@profdarkness) August 4, 2013
193.
The full title of The Fortunes & Misfortunes of the Famous Moll Flanders #OneTweetBookProposals
— Alexander Smith (@Smithwits) August 4, 2013
194.
Story arc: poor, but hopeful; find great success, but lack true love; true love comes with only slight complication. #OneTweetBookProposals
— Prof Darkness (@profdarkness) August 4, 2013
195.
Road trip imbued with meaning, love, and rare existential inversions ends in fiery crash, tumbling slowly over cliff. #OneTweetBookProposals
— Prof Darkness (@profdarkness) August 4, 2013
196.
The medical use of mercury in the middle ages, and why pharmaceutical companies are hiding the truth from you. #onetweetbookproposals
— John the Person (@johntheperson) August 4, 2013
197.
Young guy who doesn't seem sick goes to posh sanitarium where a Jesuit & a Freemason battle for his soul for 7 years. #OneTweetBookProposals
— Paul Devlin (@PaulDevlin) August 4, 2013